'How to Succeed at Failure'. (Guaranteed).
First; Be sure to tell yourself constantly how hard-up you are, and also to
tell others who'll listen, exactly the same thing.
Be absolutely certain to speak in ‘negative’ terms at ALL times.
(Be the proverbial ‘Neggie-Norah/Nigel’.)
Second; Tell yourself how unlucky you are. How no matter how hard you
try, you always get kicked back down. Concur with others who also suffer
the ‘bad luck’ syndrome and get them on-side at all costs.
(Relatives are particularly useful for this task).
Third; Always make sure you get all the ‘freebies’ you can. After all, life
OWES you a living doesn’t it? Never pay the going price for anything if you
can get it for nothing, even if it means someone else loses out because of
your ‘thrift’.
Fourth; Never EVER be fooled into ‘investing’ in yourself. Never BUY
anything that will make life better for you, or that will educate you, making
you a better person than you are now. You need to repel any ‘prosperity’
that will surely come your way once you ‘invest’ in your own prosperity.
(Your family and friends are almost ‘guaranteed’ to also offer FREE
support in this area).
Fifth; Always be sure that your best friends are ‘desolate’, have no
ambition, or any clue as to how to succeed at ‘anything’. The ones who
also seek out the easiest and cheapest routes to getting ‘absolutely
nothing’ of real value. You know, the ones who’ll always put down the
slightest bit of ‘good intention’ you may have ‘suffered’ in the past.
Sixth. Never EXPECT to be successful at anything at all. Always
EXPECT to fail, and fail ‘dramatically’. Don’t just ‘intend’ to fail with a
whimper. Intend to go down BLAMING everyone and everything else,
because it will NEVER be YOUR fault.
After all, you are constantly programming YOUR mind, by using these tips to
‘Succeed At Failure’, and it is absolutely ‘GUARANTEED’ to work.
So There!
Seventh. Get this FACT embedded in your brain for keeps!
‘ALL RICH AND SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE ARE EVIL’.
Have you got that?
Remember that, and your ‘success course in failure’ will be totally assured.
These ‘selfish’ people are taking ALL the money that you are ‘entitled to’
as your birth-right. How dare they have more than you? Keep this attitude
towards people who HAVE money, and ARE successful so that you will
NEVER have any yourself.
Eighth. Always, and I mean ‘always’ take other peoples advice as
‘Gospel’.
Always do what your ‘Government’, ‘Church’, ‘The Media’ and all the others
who are obviously superior to you, tell you WHAT to do.
Be totally obedient to their orders, advice and their dictates.
Never ‘dare’ to think for yourself under ANY circumstances, or you may
‘just’ start down that slippery slope to ‘Success’.
Ninth; Don’t ever show ‘respect’ to any successful people like; ‘Bill
Gates’, ‘Donald Trump’ or ‘Richard Branson’. They have after all, taken the
bread from your mouth, and that of all your ‘best friends’. Never ‘Aspire’ to
their success, or anybody else’s for that matter.
It will NEVER keep you a ‘FAILURE’ if you do that.
You MUST ‘Succeed To Fail’ at ALL costs.
I hope this short but concise course has helped ‘embed’ the ‘failure’
mentality in you that you SO desire.
Remember now, it’s TOTALLY GUARANTEED to work for you.
If, on the other hand this course is NOT what you’re looking for, then please
pay a visit to; http://alternative-debt-solutions.com
(Yes, I know, it's my site, I just couldn't help a bit of self-promotion here).
Good luck. Whichever course you take in life. Pete.
PS. While I hope you accept this is all a bit 'tongue-in-cheek', many of us
DO have at least ONE of these 'mind-set habits'.
You will already have recognised yours, so you know what the FIRST thing
you have to do is.
Please click your 'BACK' button now to return to the main site.
Or;
First; Be sure to tell yourself constantly how hard-up you are, and also to
tell others who'll listen, exactly the same thing.
Be absolutely certain to speak in ‘negative’ terms at ALL times.
(Be the proverbial ‘Neggie-Norah/Nigel’.)
Second; Tell yourself how unlucky you are. How no matter how hard you
try, you always get kicked back down. Concur with others who also suffer
the ‘bad luck’ syndrome and get them on-side at all costs.
(Relatives are particularly useful for this task).
Third; Always make sure you get all the ‘freebies’ you can. After all, life
OWES you a living doesn’t it? Never pay the going price for anything if you
can get it for nothing, even if it means someone else loses out because of
your ‘thrift’.
Fourth; Never EVER be fooled into ‘investing’ in yourself. Never BUY
anything that will make life better for you, or that will educate you, making
you a better person than you are now. You need to repel any ‘prosperity’
that will surely come your way once you ‘invest’ in your own prosperity.
(Your family and friends are almost ‘guaranteed’ to also offer FREE
support in this area).
Fifth; Always be sure that your best friends are ‘desolate’, have no
ambition, or any clue as to how to succeed at ‘anything’. The ones who
also seek out the easiest and cheapest routes to getting ‘absolutely
nothing’ of real value. You know, the ones who’ll always put down the
slightest bit of ‘good intention’ you may have ‘suffered’ in the past.
Sixth. Never EXPECT to be successful at anything at all. Always
EXPECT to fail, and fail ‘dramatically’. Don’t just ‘intend’ to fail with a
whimper. Intend to go down BLAMING everyone and everything else,
because it will NEVER be YOUR fault.
After all, you are constantly programming YOUR mind, by using these tips to
‘Succeed At Failure’, and it is absolutely ‘GUARANTEED’ to work.
So There!
Seventh. Get this FACT embedded in your brain for keeps!
‘ALL RICH AND SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE ARE EVIL’.
Have you got that?
Remember that, and your ‘success course in failure’ will be totally assured.
These ‘selfish’ people are taking ALL the money that you are ‘entitled to’
as your birth-right. How dare they have more than you? Keep this attitude
towards people who HAVE money, and ARE successful so that you will
NEVER have any yourself.
Eighth. Always, and I mean ‘always’ take other peoples advice as
‘Gospel’.
Always do what your ‘Government’, ‘Church’, ‘The Media’ and all the others
who are obviously superior to you, tell you WHAT to do.
Be totally obedient to their orders, advice and their dictates.
Never ‘dare’ to think for yourself under ANY circumstances, or you may
‘just’ start down that slippery slope to ‘Success’.
Ninth; Don’t ever show ‘respect’ to any successful people like; ‘Bill
Gates’, ‘Donald Trump’ or ‘Richard Branson’. They have after all, taken the
bread from your mouth, and that of all your ‘best friends’. Never ‘Aspire’ to
their success, or anybody else’s for that matter.
It will NEVER keep you a ‘FAILURE’ if you do that.
You MUST ‘Succeed To Fail’ at ALL costs.
I hope this short but concise course has helped ‘embed’ the ‘failure’
mentality in you that you SO desire.
Remember now, it’s TOTALLY GUARANTEED to work for you.
If, on the other hand this course is NOT what you’re looking for, then please
pay a visit to; http://alternative-debt-solutions.com
(Yes, I know, it's my site, I just couldn't help a bit of self-promotion here).
Good luck. Whichever course you take in life. Pete.
PS. While I hope you accept this is all a bit 'tongue-in-cheek', many of us
DO have at least ONE of these 'mind-set habits'.
You will already have recognised yours, so you know what the FIRST thing
you have to do is.
Please click your 'BACK' button now to return to the main site.
Or;
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